This is what you're suppose to respond when some ugly guy comes up to you with the worst pick up line ever!

Boy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Female impersonator.

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Boy:So, wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Boy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.

Boy: But I don't know your name.
Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Boy: What sign were you born under?
Girl: No Parking.

Boy: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Girl: Stop.

Boy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Boy: May I see you pretty soon?
Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Boy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy: I'd go through anything for you.
Girl: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?

Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Boy: Does beauty run in your family?
Girl: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Boy: What's your name sexy?
Girl: Taken!

Boy: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Boy: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Girl: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Boy: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
Girl: Most peoples' do!

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Boy: You look like a dream.
Girl: Go back to sleep.

Boy: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Girl: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Boy: I can see forever in your eyes
Girl: But all I can see is never in yours.

Boy: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Girl: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

For the boys:

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

Boy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: Not with you.
Boy: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

Boy: Do you wanna dance?
Girl: Yeah but not with you!
Boy: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants

*note: I just grabbed this from a friend's blog.